F*@kin Liquid Diet!

Who the hell invented this torture?!? For the first time in my life, I am actually commited to a weight loss program, and I gotta tell you, it SUCKS!!! I have not cheated like I usually do, not snuck one single hershey's kiss, not one single M&M not NOTHING, and what do I get? I am STARVING!!! NowI only look forward to one part of my day, dinner!! Thank God Dusty is talented in the grilling department or I would have chewed off at least my left arm to my elbow by now. One shake for breakfast and one for lunch...what a freakin joke!

This is my second week, and I must admitt it's getting easier. My friends call and check on me, I think they are in fear for my cats or even Dusty. Sometimes Pone does tend to look like a tasty piece of fried chicken when the shadows hit him right....I digress...

I am certainly looking forward to a healthier slimmer me, and this is the easy part of it, it will all be worth it, I keep telling myself that, and sometimes myself believes me.

To mention the fact my new deoderant which sounded like such a good idea, Tropical Island, is only making me want a Mounds Bar and a Pina Colada, then to top it all off I don't even get the pleasure of farting anymore, aparently eating healthy eliminates that too, who knew?!? But I am sure Dusty is fine with that one....